He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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