At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Do plants get herpes?
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