i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
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