am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He shit in the fireplace
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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