I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Don't tell me you're on acid again
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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