This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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