I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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