i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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