He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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