so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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