You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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