I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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