Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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