Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
how does that bad decision feel?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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