did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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