That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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