I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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