1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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