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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single

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• (361): View more from Texas

  She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.

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• (760): View more from California

  I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL

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• (310): View more from California

  I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?

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• (646): View more from New York

  Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.

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