you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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