Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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