I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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