I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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