she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
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Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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