You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day