I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.