i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode