with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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