i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
