fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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