So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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