It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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