I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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