Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
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Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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