i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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