i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
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I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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