It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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