stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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