Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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