Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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