last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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