Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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