You really coming over, don't trick.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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