your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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