Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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