i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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