i don't like sucking hair
Someone shit on the floor
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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