So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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