I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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