these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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