I hate your face
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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