3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Randomize