if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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