this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
