I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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