We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
