I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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